I’ve just been reading some news.
It says the stock markets are fucked because of fears of the US debt crisis.
The stock market is always fucked when people fear things.
I am not afraid of anything. I believe this would be an asset in a large multinational organisation looking for fearless stock marketeers.
I will give you my lack of fear if you pay me.
I will write the amount of money I believe my lack of fear is worth on a piece of paper and post it to you. If you are brave enough you can open the envelope.
The size of this payment may make you more afraid. This could cause your shares to drop.
I believe this is how the stock market works. You can leave an address in my comments.
There are terrorists here in Barcelona. There is also an election some time soon. These two may be related. The terrorists may want to explode things. The Government may want to show the public they can stop terrorists exploding things.
When the police arrest terrorists the Government gets 10 news points per terrorist. The terrorists get no news points.
When the police let terrorists go without charge the terrorists get 2 news points per terrorist. The Government gets 1 news point for reference to previous arrests.
There were fourteen arrests in Barcelona. The Government is currently winning 140 – 0
